Yeah yeah, see, it's called GENERIC. It'll have random people we found on the street that girls will go crazy for and guys will go "Dude... she's hot."
No, they can't act, so don't worry theater people, you're name will only be tarnished a lot.
Oh, and don't forget, the plot line involves random scenes mixed with super-fast-ultra-action-and-over-done-effects and slow-and-sweet-music-with-awkward-romantic-moments!
Wait 'til you see the trailer! We'll show you every hilarious part, and all of the best action scenes so you get excited ;)
And, just as a spoiler, the hero doesn't actually die in the scene just before the last conclusion scene. You'll see him when he comes back and and beats the bad guy by some incredible feat of 3-D animation and flashy effects.
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Or you could see another movie. I'm sure you'll get the same exact plot out of it, with ever so slight variations.
Yeah.... go read a book. There's actually some plot lines and story ideas you haven't even considered yet in those, and I'm not talking about J. K. Rowling or Stephenie Meyer.
The End.
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